Trouble on the line?

We didn't think it was possible, but Ladystein is having its very first cat fight. I think Alana would prefer we call it an "artistic difference." But I think we should call a spade a spade. What could provoke such a fight? A solotard. A what? Exactly. You see, Ladystein is preparing to perform in a window space installation prepared by Ms. McNair next weekend (December 17-19 -- mark your calendars)!!! We will be singing Christmas songs and holiday favorites. Alana thinks we should dress in nude solotards -- form fitting, beige, nylon bodysuits. I disagree. I won't get into the particulars because we could be here all night, but sufficed to say, I do not agree with this choice. So what does this mean? Only time will tell. In the mean time, to find out more about solotards, you can consult the Capezio website: http://www.capeziodance.com/page.jsp?s=29&p=328